(1) Ripley: “Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?”

Johner: “I can get you off…maybe not the boat.”

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(2) Distephano: “I thought you were dead?”

Ripley: “Yeah, I get that a lot.”

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(3) Purvis: “God, I’m so tired.”

Johner: “Sleep when you die, man.”

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(4) Call: “It’s beautiful.”

Ripley: “Yeah.”

Call: “I didn’t expect it to be. What happens now?”

Ripley: “I don’t know. I’m a stranger here myself.”

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(5) Ripley: “Why do you care what happens to them?”

Call: “Because I’m programmed to.”

Ripley: “You’re programmed to be an asshole? You’re the new asshole model they’re putting out?”

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(6) Ripley: “There’s a monster in your chest. These guys hijacked your ship, and they sold your cryo tube to this…human. And he put an alien inside of you. It’s a really nasty one. And in a few hours it’s gonna burst through your ribcage, and you’re gonna die. Any question?”

Purvis: “Who are you?”

Ripley: “I’m the monster’s mother.”

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(7) Johner: “Hey, Vriess, you got a socket wrench? Maybe she just needs an oil change. Can’t believe I almost fucked it.”

Vriess: “Yeah, like you never fucked a robot.”

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(8) Ripley: “You’re a robot?”

Johner: “Son of a bitch! Our little Call’s just full of surprises.”

Ripley: “I should have known. No human being is that humane.”

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(9) Ripley: “Why do you care about them?”

Call: “Because I’m programmed to.”

Ripley: “You’re programmed to be an asshole? You’re the “new model” asshole they’re putting out?”

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(10) Johner: “Earth, man. What a shithole.”

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