A group of survivors must cross the country with a possible cure for the zombie apocalypse. The holder of the cure, a zombie-human hybrid named Murphy, may not be so cooperative.

Alvin Bernard Murphy is a main character and a survivor of the initial zombie apocalypse, having been bitten, but not infected presumably due to an experimental vaccine he was forcibly injected with as an inmate of Portsmouth Naval Prison.  

He is a member of the Westward-bound survivor group and due to his affliction has the ability to control other zombies.  Selfish and self-centered he feels little for other humans and increasingly grows sympathy for the zombies.

“Eaten by your own Secret Service detail. That’s some messed up shit. “

“You know…Before the apocalypse, I had the same effect on the ladies!”

“Great, just what the world needs. ADHD zombies!”

“And you call yourself the NSA! Quit looking at porn and find that quack! We’ve got business to settle!”

“I am not one of the resurrected…I’m your Messiah!”

“You’re just jealous, ’cause they like me more than you.”

“Why does everyone think they can boss me around?”

“I got issues.”

“I’ve been a selfish prick my whole life, but then my little girl was born and suddenly, I wanted something for someone else. By the time I figured that out it was too late. Now my little girl is gone.”

“Nothing good comes of anything.”

“So, Warren. I don’t mean to be a buzzkill on your mission from God or whatever it is, but do you have any idea where the hell we’re going?”

“Great I’m the one eyed king in the land of the blind.”

“Somebody got up on the wrong side of the apocalypse”

“Everything is free if you take it without paying.”

“I’m sitting here with you, you’ve clearly been blessed.”

“Of course I have, you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring, no one listens to you.”

“Dying sucks! How do you all cope with morality?”

“Wow! My mind is officially blown!”

“This world is over. Come with me. Start the next world.”

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